November 2010
1 post
People who talk in their sleep
Fernando: If you were a dementor, I’d go to Azkaban.
Me: …But I’d suck out all of your happiness. You’d be miserable.
Fernando: So? I’d still get to kiss you.
Me: But it would kill you…
Fernando: It already does. I melt a little every time we kiss.
How the heck did I end up with someone who is cheesy even in their sleep?
